Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

So the thing about that story is that in the universe its actually true, and its not a legend at all. Old Sheev over there is just gloating about how great he is for killing some old dude while he was asleep. Not even impressive. I once killed a spider with a really old sandal, and I only cried for an hour and a half. Now that is intense. That being said at least he didn't try to argue war was about "saving what we love" meanwhile what you love is being destroyed by a mini Death Star. God damn it Rose.

Wait does that mean that thing was Death Star IV? Wasn't 3 enough? Wasn't ONE!?